The Legend that is ‘Sir Patrick Moore’ banter

The Legend that is ‘Sir Patrick Moore’ banter

The ‘Mory Kanté’ Banter

The 90s every girls dream banter

The 90s every girls dream banter

"Only in Britain could it be thought a defect to be too clever by half. The probability is that too many people are too stupid by three-quarters."

— Former Prime Minister ‘Sir John Major’ banter

The ‘One Foot In The Grave’ Banter

The ‘One Foot In The Grave’ Banter

"Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children."

— The Bill Hicks banter

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it’s because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much."

— The King Eric “after the kick statement” banter

The ‘King Kung FU Eric’ banter

The ‘King Kung FU Eric’ banter

"Since boredom advances and boredom is the root of all evil, no wonder, then, that the world goes backwards, that evil spreads. This can be traced back to the very beginning of the world. The gods were bored; therefore they created human beings."

— The ‘Kierkegaard’ banter

William S Burroughs ‘forefathers of beat’ banter

William S Burroughs ‘forefathers of beat’ banter